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愚人笑话|Joke: Bathroom Changes

来源:www.huijvwang.com 2024-12-18
A woman goes to the doctor's and says, Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES1 come out!
The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.
A week later the woman returns and says, Doctor, Doctor, it's gotten worse! Every time I go to the bathroom, QUARTERS come out!! What's wrong with me?
Again the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.
Another week passes and the woman returns and yells2, Doctor, Doctor, I'm still not getting better! Every time I go to the bathroom, HALF-DOLLARS come out! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!!
The doctor says, Relax, Relax,... you're just going through the change!


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